- ♫ Songbird ♫
- I'm 25 and clueless, trying to find my way through a world that is becoming more and more complicated. I'm a single mommy, learning the ropes of parenthood and adulthood and trying not to mess my child up too bad in the process. I moved to Kansas almost 5 years ago from Ohio, where I currently live with my beautiful 5 year old daughter, and our dachshund Oscar. I'm a shy person on the outside, but on the inside I'm a total weirdo. I always speak before I think, (yeah, read that one again) I dance like an epileptic, and I laugh at myself constantly. I love fart jokes and dirty language...who doesn't? And if you're one of those people that don't...well then, fuck you. *fart*
Monday, July 12, 2010
I'm On Vacation So Kiss My Ass
Yeah, so the title of this post pretty much says it all. I am visiting my folks in Ohio, and our week of fun is almost up. So when I get back to Kansas and my normal boring stank-ass routine, you'll be hearing from me. See, you shouldn't have gotten your hopes up! Because when someone gets their hopes up, I like to take a nice healthy dump on them. I'm selfless like that. See you soon, blog-land!